Dildo of Penetration

Gives +5 to dick checks

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Description:

Gives a +5 bonus to being a dick which you can find under THACO table subsections: 1.3.4.8.WHO GIVES A FUCK! On page -1 of the book “Shove it up your ass!”

Bio:

Forged by the ancient gods of old only the DILDO OF DESTINY TM can save the universe from being sucked into TJ’s voraciously hungry ass at the end of days. HOWEVER, this Dildo is merely one of many shards needed to assemble the complete DILDO OF DESTINY TM

Currently held by testicles, sacker of rome.

Dildo of Penetration

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